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My Butt Is Big

Posted on May 31, 2010 by Amee in Mumblings | 2 Comments

My butt is big
And round like the Letter C
And ten thousand lunges
Have made it rounder
Not Smaller
And THATS JUST FINE
Its a Space heater
For my side of the Bed
Its my AMBASSADOR
To those who walk behind me
Its a Border Collie
That Herds Skinny women
Away from the best deals
At clothing sales

My Butt is Big
And that’s just fine
And those who might Scorn it
CAN KISS IT

*just do it*

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