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Dear Buddy *huh?*

Posted on May 09, 2009 by Amee in Uncategorized | No Comments

Dear Buddy,

Hopefully you get the chance to read this, reflect and begin changing those bad habits of yours. I am only writing this in good heart, hoping I can reform! I have seen you and the way your keyboard arranges those letters with such bare utter magnificence… Your one word regime, your selfless ‘hehe’z’ just don’t phase me buddy!! And so buddy, this is just to let you know that you no longer make me smile… Such a breath of fresh air that I let a Loser like you go.. So buddy, I hope you know that You, as my really-once-upon-a-time good friend will no longer be receiving tags, , hehe’s, videos, random heys from me anymore. Such a sudden unfortunate decision, but action had to be taken… Ur apparent flirting disgusts me.. You are so lame that you are so amazing at the same time.. but to bad its just that terrible form of a amazing that makes you so damn pathetic that it still makes you so damn amazing.. to bad that does not turn me on. But, You know what buddy, Ill still check up on you.. When I feel like it.. You don’t have to do the random drop bys or the ” I Miss you” notifications because we both know otherwise.. So Buddy, whatever friendship we had that apparently took us no where and did no good to rid you off such immaturity, lets level down on it!! I am proposing to you- Buddy, My dear Buddy, Will you be my acquaintance?

I had to do this buddy because you took me for a Blonde.. (no offence intended anyone)… For I knew not what your intentions were but, you aimlessly showed me some colors that would surely dampen a rainbow! So run off and hitch with all of your 5 hundred and 88 besties.. Have a baby shower with them.. Be fruitful… form an Army BUDDY!! I don’t care.. Creeeeeeeeeeeeep. crawwwwwwwwllll….. with the bestie.. or besties.. or bestie number 56 but I have last words…

First of all buddy, i was warned… And I took the benefit-of-the-doubt path with you… like one of my bff’z would say.. DAMN SKIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPY!! I don’t change opposite sex best friends like the weather so obviously.. something is fishy!! BUT BUDDY, I will keep your little secret… Cause no one knows who you are.. BUT FYI the Bestie of the week so aint a catch.. and that blah blah going on for the whole world to see is ANNOYING, IMMATURE and downright STUPID- JUST like you…. !! just that you edged it up a notch- ur an asss…

And so Buddy, I am telling you, The cat is out of the bag hence I am coming out of my shell… Game recognize Game!!

Signed..

ME!